Ryan Seacrest called this pic of Jennifer Lawrence photobombing Taylor Swift “the single most important photo” of the Golden Globes red carpet. Girlfriend, please! Seacrest is just trying to draw attention away from the fact that he got caught daydreaming about Bradley Cooper’s dick during his interview. Jennifer was brought up the stairs but threw out Act 4583486 from her one-woman show called “How To Be the Extra-est Bitch In the History Of Extra Bitches” by sneaking up behind Taylor looking like the fucking tickle monster dressed in malaria netting and electrical tape and butting into Taylor’s interview (via UsWeekly).
“I was going to come in and push you down the stairs,” the Oscar winner quipped to the country-pop superstar. “I was like, ‘She’ll crack up. She would really love that.‘”
Don’t make us promises you’re not going to keep, bitch!
Taylor and JLaw chatted like a couple of besties at a slumber party while Seacrest stood by looking like the awkward cousin your mom made you invite. Ryan did manage to ask if Jennifer had ever been to one of Taylor’s concerts and Jennifer had more jokes and said she’d never been invited but that the two of them stay in touch.
“Oh my God, I freaked out over the CMAs,” Lawrence gushed. “I sent her a text message that was like six inches long.“
Watch out, Jennifer! Anytime someone tries to give Taylor something that’s six inches long, they get raked over the fucking coals as the subject of her next single.
Here are pics of Taylor on the red carpet and at the InStyle and Warner Bros after party.