Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 13, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

THEE Jacqueline Bisset!

I was too drunk and stoned to operate the remote control or I would’ve changed the channel right after Jacqueline Bisset gave her speech at the Golden Globes last night, because that shit was the highlight of the night, week, month and year. Jacqueline Bisset won Best Supporting Actress in a Mini-Series and I guess they didn’t think she was going to win, because they sat her ass in the parking lot of a mini-mall two blocks away from the Beverly Hilton Hotel. They didn’t even give her ass a Kind bar for the trip to the stage in case she won. But Jacqueline Bisset is a warrior, because she walked three miles to the stage without stopping for a drink of water or a toke from a bong. Even though she was operating on Xanax and white wine, Jacqueline eventually made it to the stage and gave the speech of the night! Jacqueline spit out some life advice, tried to get past the FCC by dropping a shit bomb and drooled out a whole lot of awkward silence.

Jacqueline Bisset had me at her 69-year-old chichis game, but won me over with her mess of a speech. A true goddess in every sense of the word!

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