Former HSOTD Brynne Edelsten is a delicate, exquisitely cut California jewel who became one of my gold digging idols when she married multi-millionaire Australian medical entrepreneur Geoffrey Edelsten in Australia’s most expensive wedding extravaganza in 2009. I always had high hopes for Brynne’s gold digging career. I wanted her to show the gold digging haters that a factory-defected Barbie from Mattel could climb up the ladder of shovels and proclaim that crown. Brynne was supposed to stay married to Geoffrey until death did them part and then she’d inherit his fortune and use the money to buy pink diamond-encrusted monokinis and a replica of Barbie’s Dream House on the Gold Coast. But sadly, that’s not going to happen, because 31-year-old Brynne and 70-year-old Geoffrey are done. That’s not the most tragic part. I mean, marriages end, whatever. The saddest part is that Geoffrey filed for bankruptcy in the US last week! Let us all fall to the ground, raise our fists up to the sky and scream, “God, why must you hate gold diggers, God, why?!”
New Idea says that their marriage woes really started in 2012 when Brynne found out that he met a fellow gold digger on sugardaddyforme.com (yes, I’ve just made that site my homepage) and took his hussy whore side piece to Miami with him. Brynne made a vow to stick with Geoffrey till a zero balance checking account does them part, so she forgave him for passing his wrinkled old worm dick to another gold digger. Brynne kept on, kept on, but around the same time she found out that she can’t give birth to children, she found out that Geoffrey made a secret love child with his ex-wife Leanne. Brynne and Geoffrey tried to save their marriage by going to counseling, but it was too late. Brynne and Geoffrey both agreed to end their 4 year marriage.
Brynne told 9News last night that she has no plans to come back to the US. She’s going to stay in Australia and continue to shoot her reality show.
When I first read this last night, I figured that Geoffrey did a sinful act against all that is holy by dumping the demure whore rose for his new slut, because Brynne would never ever leave him. She’s a devoted wife who takes her vows seriously. But it all made sense when I found out that he filed for bankruptcy, is selling his penthouse and had to borrow cash from his mother. How cold-hearted can Geoffrey be? He fucked some side tricks, fine. He shot a load of his dusty, moth jizz up into his ex-wife and made a baby, okay. But he lost his money? How dare he break his vows like that!
Brynne needs to dust herself off, grab her shovel and keep on digging, because there’s other old, rich, horny sugar daddies out there who will appreciate her elegance and won’t do her wrong by going broke!