Jennifer Lopez Is Being Sued By A Guy Who Got Catfished

January 12, 2014 / Posted by:

This has everything you’d expect a good catfish story to have. A catfisher with a D-minus game at best, a catfishee with zero common sense, a frivolous lawsuit and multiple requests for nudie pics!

TMZ is reporting that Rodrigo Ruiz received letters from someone claiming to be Jennifer Lopez beginning in 2008 that included requests for demo tapes and dick pics. He is now suing JLo for $10,000 because he was led to believe he would have a music career and a relationship with her but she never followed through. He also filed a police report for sexual harassment. Rodrigo told TMZ he was so depressed he had to seek professional help (make the most of that couch time, boo… just sayin’) and shared three of the letters.

I just wanted to let you know that I do remember you and that I am interested in you. I have plans on leaving my husband. But I can’t say much right now so that’s it for now. Send me pictures of you both with clothes and without clothes.”

Here’s the second — “This is Jennifer Lopez writing to you again and just to let you know that I got your packages, music, and demos. And just to let you know you need to send me pictures of you with and without clothes.

The third is the best — “This is Jennifer Lopez and as you can tell its been a while since I last wrote and as you can see I have a new boyfriend which means your in for the long haul and you have to put up with the fact that I am f**king him and sucking his d**k.

A rep for JLo shat all over Rodrigo’s lawsuit and dreams by calling the whole thing a “desperate attempt for notoriety” and TMZ traced the P.O. box to a 53-year-old woman from L.A. who hung up on them when they called her ass, but Rodrigo still believes the letters were actually sent by Jennifer.

Even Thomas Gibson is sitting in a hot tub somewhere having a one-man sadness party, shaking his head and thinking, “You dumb motherfucker!”. If JLo had written those letters, they would have included clear instructions to have the pictures resting on a bed of rare white lily petals and unicorn farts, and sprinkled with confetti made from real diamonds before being couriered to her by an albino bald eagle.

(Pic: Splash)

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