The L.A. County Sheriff Is Coming For Justin Bieber’s Ass

January 11, 2014 / Posted by:

When Justin Bieber went straight up hardcore middle school thuggin’ Thursday night and egged the shit out of his neighbor’s house, I was pretty underwhelmed. No rolls of toilet paper thrown in the trees? No messages painted on the driveway with waterproof sealer that say shit like “the devil lives here” that won’t show up until the next time it rains? No giant dick and balls burned into the front lawn with bleach? Take several seats, Justin, and let the grown ups handle this. Amateur.

TMZ says the L.A. County Sheriff’s detectives are not letting Justin’s newest attempt to prove he’s the baddest motherfucker in his gated community slide. In California, if you cause over $400 in damages, you can be charged with felony vandalism. Since the home Justin egged is all fancy and shit, there is a possibility that it will cost tens of thousands of dollars to repair the Venetian plaster on the exterior of the home. Detectives have asked the homeowners to submit repair bids by Monday.

The Biebs has already been pressing his luck with all his bullshit shenanigans. L.A. County needs to throw the book at him. Come ooooon, Sheriff’s department! No Lohans, no Lohans!

(Pic: Splash)

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