Once, Twice, Three Times A Drunk Driver

On the left is David Cassidy and his alien eyes nostrils in a mug shot he posed for after he was busted for drunk driving in Florida in 2010. On the right is David Cassidy looking like a sad radish in the mug shot he took after he was arrested for operating a car while plastered in upstate New York last August. And last night, Keef Partridge’s mug shot duo became a trio when he took his DUI tour through America to Los Angeles. David was put into handcuffs for once again choosing Jack Daniels as his co-pilot.

TMZ and CBS Los Angeles say that CHP officers pulled over Shirley Partridge’s son when he made a right turn in a “no right turn on red” zone after getting off of the 405 freeway near LAX. When David Cassidy opened his window for the cop, a tragic scent of booze and bad decisions filled the officer’s nostrils. That was the officer’s cue to give David a Breathalyzer test. The number .19 popped up on the Breathalyzer screen after David blew into it. David blew over twice the legal limit, so he was shuffled off to jail where he was booked for DUI and released this morning on $15,000 bond.

3 DUIs…. in 3 years… in 3 different states. Point him in the direction of rehab, or at least the Uber app on his iPhone.

David Cassidy needs to have a serious come to Jesus talk with himself, because shit is serious when you’re dangerously close to making pus-spewing goiter Danny Bonaduce look like a responsible human being who makes good decisions.