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January 11, 2014 / Posted by:

Lucy, the sneaky, chicken nugget-stealing beagle with first-rate thieving skills!

Thieves of the world, pull out your notebooks, have a seat and watch a true master thief at work! Lucy’s human, Rodd Scheinerma, put a few chicken nuggets in the toaster, set up the camera, hit record and let Lucy go to work. Lucy jumps on the island and for a second there, she contemplated channeling her inner Shelley Long in Outrageous Fortune by leaping to the side of the counter where the toaster is. But she scratched that idea and found a different way to complete the double dare challenge. Victory tastes like toaster oven chicken nuggets!

Seeing Lucy on that kitchen counter reminds of a story….

A long ass time ago, I went to a friend of a friend’s dinner party at her house and she had a beagle-type dog who loved to jump on the kitchen island. Like Lucy, the dog would jump on the island using the barstools. When I first saw her do it, I must’ve made a face that clearly said, “ewwww,” because the friend of a friend said something like, “Oh, she loves to lie on the counter. The granite is cool.” Bitch, then get her a granite dog bed. I suddenly became highly allergic to everything that was being served for dinner that night. Call me a prude, but I really don’t want to pick dog ass hairs out of my pasta. Meanwhile, as that dog lounged on the kitchen island, she stared at my hand on her territory and thought to herself, “Nasty ass diseased slut… I refuse to eat anything from this kitchen until it’s been thoroughly disinfected.

But I’m sure Lucy the Chicken Nugget Thief cleansed her paws and asshole in Purell before she jumped on that island. Keep fucking that chicken (nugget), Lucy!

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