Would You Hit It?
January 10, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K
If you’re asking, “But what is IT?“, let me remind you what he used to look like before he Brad Pitt-ized himself:
It’s Thomas Jane! The Thomas Jane who used to be married to Patricia Arquette and whose crotch you used to stare at while watching to Hung to see if his dick was ever going to make an appearance. Thomas grew out his hair, dipped it in Crisco, grew a beard and got himself a hitchhiker’s tan. Thomas Jane debuted his Coachella Jesus meets lead singer of a Counting Crows cover band look at the screening of Milius in L.A. last night. And DUH, of course I’d hit it. I’d also hit that cigar peen in his pocket. I’m never picky.
Pics: Wenn.com
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