Afternoon Crumbs
Goopy Paltrow helps her Gooplets sell lemonade in front of their mansion. I guess “made with Femminello St. Teresa limonis hand-picked by seasoned lemon farmers on a hillside in Italy and flown in on a temp-controlled private jet” didn’t fit on the sign – Lainey Gossip
Mostly the story of my life in pictures – The Berry
Those wavy floors say otherwise, but whatever you say, you lie-telling heffa, you – The Superficial
ScarJo looks good and that is a line I never thought I’d type without covering it in a sheet of sarcasm first – Drunken Stepfather
Kelly Osbourne went through another fiance – Celebitchy
Droopy Dog Vicki from The Real Housewives of Naranja County is going to be a memaw again – Reality Tea
Err, haven’t all boy band dudes sucked dick at least one time or another? – Towleroad
Stevie Nicks brought a little magical gracefulness to the camp extravaganza that was last night’s episode of AHS: Coven – Gawker
As he slowly lost consciousness from the smelly pussy fumes wafting up his nose, the mechanic realized that Joanna Krupa was standing in front of him and suddenly everything made sense. Cut to black. – Hollywood Tuna
And yet, my stomach is still fatter than Olivia Wilde’s stomach – IDLYITW
The Photoshop Awards: Shakira and RiRi copy + pasted onto the cover of their single – Jezebel
Dianna Agron stretches the laws of titty tape – Popoholic
Should’ve been Rojo Caliente. SHOULD. HAVE. BEEN. ROJO. CALIENTE. – ICYDK
Outkast is reuniting at Coochella – OMG Blog
The dude from Burn Notice is a basic cable Billy Crudup – HuffPo
The emerald green glamor of Liberace with a dash of Eva Gabor – Boy Culture
(Pic via FameFlynet)