Open Post: Hosted By Hugh Jackman’s Mullet

January 8, 2014 / Posted by:

Hugh JackMeOff is filming a Neill Blomkamp (the dude who did District 9 and Elysium) movie in South Africa right now and I guess he plays Billy Ray Cyrus, because he¬†Instagrammed a picture of the mullet he got for the role. Truth is, Billy Ray’s mullet would spit on that mullet. That’s a sad mullet. If a mullet is business in the front, party in the back, then that party is a no booze party that starts at noon, is held in somebody’s grandmother’s carport, is catered by no one (because there’s no goddamn food) and has music provided by a Boombox that’s only playing Nickelback. That said, I still would, sad excuse for a mullet and all.

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