And three seconds later, that tundra of ice and snow melted and ASkars floated along a new ocean on that floating toilet. This is the real global warming.
This picture of Alexander Skarsgard sitting on a square toilet while reading a True Blood script in the South Pole was shat up on Instagram last night and I’ve already printed it, framed it and hung it in front of my own toilet. I’ve hung it right next to the picture of the vampire nordic demi-god lounging naked in the Arctic on the TB season finale. This beautiful portrait was taken after ASkars and his Walking with the Wounded team made it to the South Pole. I’m guessing that ASkars cleaned his dirty ass by scooting along the snow Toby-style. And even though ASkars is sitting on a toilet and wearing what I thought were super puffy UGGs, I still would. (NO SCAT QUEEN.)