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January 7, 2014 / Posted by:

 

Mountain Dew Cheetos for when you’ve fully given up on life and want your food choices to reflect that!

Oh, Japan…. Leave it to the magical wonderland capital of Don’t Give A Fuck to show ‘Murica how to really not give a fuck. Just a few months after Frito Lay Japan put instant diabetes in a bag (aka Pepsi-Flavored Cheetos) on shelves, they have upped the barf-inducing ridiculousness by releasing Mountain Dew Cheetos. Mountain Dew Cheetos are Cheetos dusted with Mountain Dew powder. Now members of the Spears tribe who live in Japan no longer have to strain their hand muscles by dipping their Cheetos in Mountain Dew before shoving it down their eating holes. All they have to do is pour those Mountain Dew Cheetos into their feed bag, strap that feed bag to their faces and chomp away. Unfortunately, they’ll still have to use their hands to take off the feed bag afterward, but I’m sure Frito Lay Japan will soon solve that dilemma when they release feed bags made out of Doritos. That way you can just eat the feed bag after you’ve eaten all the Mountain Dew Cheetos. What a wonderful world this world will be when that happens!

I bet Mountain Dew Cheetos taste just like KFed’s dick after he bareback boned Brit Brit Spears. I know, that totally sold you. Don’t bother spending every last dime you have on sending a fleet of drones to Japan to pick up every tub of Mountain Dew Cheetos available, because I’m pretty sure Brit Brit already beat you to it.

via Foodbeast

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