Michael Bay was at CES, which is like some kind of electronics show, in Las Vegas today to slobber out words of praise for Samsung’s new, fancy TV, and his presentation was just like his movies: full of bombs, script-less and a mess. The teleprompter stopped working and Michael Bay tried to go on without it, but he tripped up and then QUIT THAT BITCH. If it was anybody else, I’d cringe until I prolapsed, but since this happened to that fun house mirror Scott Bakula-looking asshole, I laughed and laughed and laughed. This is the most entertaining thing Michael Bay has ever done! A quick minute after he gave me that beautiful moment, he admitted on his site that he’s not really good at doing it live.
Wow! I just embarrassed myself at CES – I was about to speak for Samsung for this awesome Curved 105-inch UHD TV. I rarely lend my name to any products, but this one is just stellar. I got so excited to talk, that I skipped over the Exec VP’s intro line and then the teleprompter got lost. Then the prompter went up and down – then I walked off. I guess live shows aren’t my thing.
But I’m doing a special curved screen experience with Samsung and Transformers 4 footage that will be traveling around the world.
The pleasure that Michael Bay felt while watching Megan Fox wash his Ferrari in her bikini is probably the same kind of pleasure that Megan Fox felt while watching this. DuPont should send a few workers over to Megan Fox’s house to fix her plastic face, because she totally cracked it while smiling at this.