Evander Holyfield Gets Into Trouble With Celebrity Big Brother For Saying That Being Gay Is A Choice And A Handicap

January 6, 2014 / Posted by:

Oh, Big Brother…. The game that continues to bring out the fucked-up foolery out of people…..

Celebrity Big Brother barely started up again in the UK and the first housemess has already been slapped down by the Big Brother Gods for saying “inappropriate” shit. On last night’s episode, Evander Holyfield and Luisa Zissman, who was on The Apprentice UK, were talking about whatever when Luisa brought the subject of gay boxers into the conversation. Luisa figured that Evan would be all for gay boxers coming out, but when she realized that his opinion is the direct opposite of hers, she tried to shut down the topic and move on. Evan’s sense of hearing is obviously still messed up from when Mike Tyson nom nom-ed his ear off, because he kept talking about it and contradicted himself. Evan said that being gay is a choice, but then he said that gay people are handicapped and can be fixed. If loving dudes is considered a “handicap,” then consider me a proud handicapped person and give me my damn parking permit!

Here’s a piece of the conversation between Evander and Luisa:

Evander: The Bible let you know that it’s wrong and (mumbles mumbles).

Luisa: That’s just the way some people are born.

Evander: Nooooo. It don’t make no difference. If you were born and your leg were turned this way. What do you do? You go to the doctor and get it fixed right, right?

Luisa: It’s not about being fixed. That’s just the way that you are.

Evander: No, no, no… You mean to tell me-

Luisa: I really don’t think we should have this conversation. You don’t understand. I don’t think this is an appropriate conversation to have in this house.

Evander: The only thing I’m trying to tell you is if… You know how handicapped people are born, that you can’t say that because they were born that way, you can’t move that (mumbles something mumbles something)…

Luisa: You can’t compare. It’s not a choice.

Evander: Yes, it is a choice. Come on. You ain’t gay unless you sleeping with the opposite sex (Ed. note: Yeah, he obviously meant “same sex.”). That’s no way anybody is made. I know what I’m getting ready to say. The only choice you have-

Luisa: People don’t have a choice in their sexuality or they’ll be unhappy.

Evander was pulled into the diary room where he sat on a super gay throne and was told by Big Brother that his comments were offensive to a lot of people and warned him about saying that kind of shit in the future. The Guardian says that Channel 5, the network that airs CBB, could be investigated by Ofcom, the FCC of the UK, for showing hate speech.

Yeah, bitch lost at me “The Bible let you know….” But while watching Evander Holyfield dribble out an incoherent anti-gay word salad with a large side of mumbles, I kept thinking to myself that it’s impossible for me to take a ho seriously when he’s given his 11 children (by six different women) a first name that begins with the letter E. Every single one of his eleven kids have a first name that starts with the letter E. He’s terrorized the letter E the same way the Kartrashians have terrorized the letter K and the Duggars have terrorized the letter J. Now that is truly some disturbing shit that needs to be talked about in the CBB house!

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