“Awww, this reminds me of the picture I took of Lindsay having a hearty breakfast on her first day of the first grade,” said White Oprah right before she screamed at Cody Lohan to put another shot of lighter fluid in her morning martini.
After getting a little attention for Instagramming a picture of the bong I have in dark brown, Madge decided to fill her attention tank all the way to the top by Instagramming a picture of her 13-year-old son Rocco Ritchie and his little friends holding up bottles of booze. Madge added the comment, “The party has just begun! Bring it! 2014″ Partying with 13-year-olds and booze?! Was the theme of the party “A Regular Night At Neverland“? Of course, some whores called her a bad mom and other whores defended her by saying shit like, “They’re in Europe, you ‘Murican prudes! Europeans are much more relaxed about the sweet nectar! In fact, when I was born, the doctor and I did a rum shot off of my mother’s tete. It’s Europe!”
When the minor frenzy that Madge intended to happen happened, she told everyone to sprinkle salt on their throbbing anuses and calm down.
No one was drinking we were just having fun! Calm down and get a sense of humor! Don’t start the year off with judgement!
That’s a weird way of saying, “THANKS FOR THE ATTENTION I WANTED, YOU SUCKER BITCHES!”
Even if Rocco downed that entire bottle of Bombay, I don’t blame him. He probably knows that his mom will try to date at least one of his friends when they turn 18, so he might as well drink the pain away. And the only thing that’s offensive about this picture is that Rocco is dressed like he’s starring in an all-white community theater production of Colors: The Musical.