Afternoon Crumbs

January 6, 2014 / Posted by:

Because you haven’t already seen ten million pictures of Miley Cyrus looking like a freon-huffing Florida lot lizard circa 1989, here’s even more pictures of Miley Cyrus looking like a freon-huffing Florida lot lizard circa 1989 (but now with more nipple!) – (NSFWish) Drunken Stepfather

Spider-Man and the Ghost Of What Could’ve Been Lindsay Lohan If Her Parents Weren’t Asshole Trash Fuck-Ups go surfing in Hawaii – Lainey Gossip

Drew Barrymore seems like a lot of fun and yes, I typed that while my sarcasm gene tingled – Celebitchy

It’s good to know that pictures of Jenna Jameson’s tits are considered currency on 4Chan – The Superficial

Something to get you through the Mondays: Jared Leto’s ageless nips – Towleroad

Something else to get you through the Mondays: Fap Friday – The Berry

The elegant, pristine, ladylike and refined roses of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills think that Brandi Glanville is trashing up their garden of class – Reality Tea

Taylor Swift wears the perfect schoolgirl outfit to wear while trolling high schools for future boyfriends – Hollywood Tuna

Lea Michele’s ass cheeks made an appearance on Instagram – IDLYITW

And three minutes later, Rob Ford crashed through that windshield while trying to eat that cheeseburger – OMG Blog

Still in a two-piece: Maria Menonous is – Popoholic

I guess smoking crack makes Charlie Sheen think that joking that he got married to a porn star will give Denise Richards a serious case of the cares – ICYDK

When Brad Pitt tells you that you smell like a shit-covered tonsil stone… – Pajiba

Goopy Paltrow and Tracey Anderson’s new show is full of them looking like factory-defected, constipated blow-up dolls that were rescued from a factory fire – Jezebel

Katy Perry’s rider is the exact opposite of what you’d find on my rider if I had a rider – HuffPo

Kellan Lutz is still not going to admit that he and Miley Cyrus munched each other’s butts – Just Jared

A perfect show for Shannen Doherty to watch while she cunt punts her Tori Spelling voodoo doll – SOW

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