Open Post: Hosted By A Cat Eating Ice Cream While Listening To Music

January 5, 2014 / Posted by:

Bring on the creamy pussy jokes…

Here’s 90 riveting seconds of a cat licking on an ice cream cone while lying on its back and listening to music. At first I thought that ice cream cone was a rubber ice cream cone toy, which made me scream out, “STUPID STONER PUSSY,” because I’ve spent 90 minutes licking on a rubber ice cream cone toy, but I was stoned into another dimension. (Not true, I was sober.) And I wish I was spending my Sunday night licking on an ice cream cone while listening to music, but instead I’m spending my Sunday night watching a cat licking on an ice cream cone while listening to music.

And no, I am not looking forward to the sequel to this thrilling video titled, “Cat Going Diarrhea After Eating Ice Cream While Listening To Music.

via Metro

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