A couple of days ago, Radar “exclusively” reported that melting plastic shit puppet and noted autism curer Jenny McCarthy supposedly told Time Magazine that her son Evan never had autism to begin with and she no longer thinks that vaccines are devil’s blood. I let out an “eh” when I skimmed through that post, because Jenny has gotten a fuck load of attention for saying that vaccines gave her kid autism and that a gluten-free diet put his autism in recovery mode, so it wouldn’t be surprising if that filler-filled fame whore was trying to get more attention by saying he was never autistic after all. But those words never fell out of the lipstick-covered diarrhea hole on Jenny’s face. Radar has since pulled that article down and Jenny went on Twatter yesterday to say that she did talk to Time Magazine about her son, but that was 3 years ago and she never said he wasn’t autistic.
Stories circulating online, claiming that I said my son Evan may not have autism after all, are blatantly inaccurate and completely ridiculous. Evan was diagnosed with autism by the Autism Evaluation Clinic at the UCLA Neuropsychiatric Hospital and was confirmed by the State of California (through their Regional Center). The implication that I have changed my position, that my child was not initially diagnosed with autism (and instead may suffer from Landau-Kleffner Syndrome), is both irresponsible and inaccurate. These stories cite a “new” Time Magazine interview with me, which was actually published in 2010, that never contained any such statements by me. Continued misrepresentations, such as these, only serve to open wounds of the many families who are courageously dealing with this disorder. Please know that I am taking every legal measure necessary to set this straight.
So, Jenny McCarthy is slapping down a ho for spitting out irresponsible and inaccurate shit? I know, Pot, I mean, Jenny, it’s absolutely terrible when dumb fucks spit out irresponsible and inaccurate information.
And I think now is a good time to relive this classic Jenny McCarthy interview: