Open Post: Hosted By A Bama Mama Who Is Not The One

WARNING: The above video contains massive amounts of class, grace and sophistication. You might not be able to handle it today. And if you’ve already been exposed to it, you’re probably recuperating from a classiness overdose somewhere.

At the Sugar Bowl game (which sadly isn’t a cereal-eating contest) the other day, an exquisite ballet erupted in the stands when a shit-talking Alabama fan leaped at a bunch of shit-talking Oklahoma fans. The pristine white calla lily known as Michelle Pritchett tells Deadspin that she and the Oklahoma fans were shit talking back and forth and she thought it was some harmless fun until one of them called her a “stupid bitch” and tried to brawl with her teenage son. Hell hath no fury like a Bama Mama who gets called a “stupid bitch!” Crazy ass Michelle turned into a super plane of punches and swan dove at one of the shit talkers. That shit talker’s name is Michael Connolly and he told Sports Illustrated’s Extra Mustard a different story, of course. He says that the shit talking turned into her flipping him off (here’s the beautiful video of that) and screaming in his face.

Security escorted crazy ass Michelle, her son, and her two little girls out of the stadium. She apologized, but said that she’d do it again.

Violence is never the answer (especially at a fucking football game…. Over FOOTBALL, really?), but if it’s going to be the answer, that is how you do it. Crazy ass mom turned into Mighty Mouse. Witnesses say that Michelle’s little girls were crying, but I’m sure they were crying tears of pride, because they were so proud of their mom. I would be!

And the Wrecking Ball remix is a thing of poetic beauty.