A Reporter Outs GOP Congressman Aaron Schock In A Not-So-Blind Item On Facebook

January 4, 2014 / Posted by:

Illinois congressman Aaron Schock (whose last name sounds like the name of a fetish involving the urge to electrocute your cock) has long said that he doesn’t gargle on dick even though some think that it’s pretty clear that he does (see: this picture, which is gayer than the picture of a 9-year-old me throwing red glitter in the air while wearing a kangaroo costume and purple Converse. No, I will not share that picture with that class!). On Thursday, The America Blog posted the 7 Gayest Aaron Schock Instagram Posts of 2013, which made Aaron Schock put a lock on his Instagram account and inspired former CBS reporter Itay Hod, who is gay, to pretty much out a bitch in a Facebook post. On a side note, every time I look at that picture, I think to myself that it’s the kind of picture you’d see on Grindr under the words, “no fatz, no femz, no asianz, no blackz and no only bottomz.”

Itay Hod writes on Facebook (via Queerty) that he knows of a certain Republican congressman from Illinois who is gay and he knows this for sure, because one of his “friends” caught that certain Republican congressman showering with another dude. Itay Hod writes that he knows a lot of people are against outing, but he thinks it’s okay to drag that Republican congressman out of the closet by the hair, because that Republican congressman’s peen tastes like hypocrisy. Aaron Schock has publicly said that he’s against marriage equality, he voted against adding sexual orientation to federal hate crimes statutes and he was opposed to the repeal of DOMA. Itay goes on to write that the media has an obligation to expose the trick, because it’s not right that he’s voting anti-gay while sucking Irish Spring suds off of another dude’s dick in the shower. You can read all of Itay’s post here, but below is a piece of it:

here’s a hypothetical: what if you know a certain GOP congressman, let’s just say from Illinois, is gay… and you know this because one of your friends, a journalist for a reputable network, told you in no uncertain terms that he caught that GOP congressman and his male roommate in the shower… together. now they could have been good friends just trying to conserve water. but there’s more. what if this congressman has also been caught by tmz cameras trolling gay bars. now what if you know that this very same guy, the darling of the gop, has also voted against repeal of don’t ask don’t tell, opposed the repeal of doma, is against gay marriage; and for the federal marriage amendment, which would add language to the us constitution banning gay marriage and would likely strike down every gay rights law and ordinance in the country?

Are we still not allowed to out him?

let me ask another question… doesn’t the media have an OBLIGATION to expose his hypocrisy? if he had done something so hypocritical and he wasn’t gay, wouldn’t we demand journalists do their job? but they can’t… because we won’t let them. you’re not allowed to out ANYONE, we tell them.

At the bottom of Itay’s post is a link to that 7 Gayest Aaron Schock Instagram Posts post.

In Aaron Schock’s defense, there could be a different reason for why he was showering with another dude. Maybe Aaron’s “friend” just had shoulder surgery, or something, and couldn’t wash his own asshole, so Aaron helped him out. Maybe Aaron’s “friend” is deathly allergic to sponges and puffs, so Aaron squirted a little shower gel on his tongue and used it to clean his “friend’s” b-hole. That’s really what friends are for. It’s totally possible. Ask John Travolta, he does that for all of his fellow straight friends.

But seriously, he’s not supposed to be outed like this. He’s supposed to out himself when he gets caught sucking dick in the bathroom of some airport. That’s how it’s supposed to happen!

Oh, and Aaron Schock follows Tom Daley on Instagram. That says everything that needs to be said.

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