When reading the headline “Ke$ha’s In Rehab,” you might expect to find out that she’s getting treatment for her addiction to mainlining glitter or for her addiction to sucking off beards or for her addiction to getting drunk off her own pi$$. But no, Ke$ha checked into rehab this morning to seek treatment for an eating disorder. TMZ says she’s getting help at Timberline Knolls, the same Illinois treatment facility where Demi Lovato went. Ke$ha released this statement:
“I’m a crusader for being yourself and loving yourself, but I’ve found it hard to practice. I’ll be unavailable for the next 30 days, seeking treatment for my eating disorder … to learn to love myself again, exactly as I am.”
Ke$ha will be in there for a total of 30 days. I hope Ke$ha brought some ghost condoms with her, because if there’s any spirits living at Timberlake Knowles, they’re all going to be getting into some ghost human fuck times shit for the next month.