Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 3, 2014 / Posted by:

The hot, sheer, slutty racing suit racing uniform that Team Sky has to wear all year long!

Current Tour de France champion Chris Froome tweeted this picture of him working the seams out of the new sexy, fuck-me racing suit that he and the other cyclists on Team Sky will wear during all of their races this year. It’s just a sensible suit that can easily take Chris from the finish line to the club. It’s just a sensible suit that says, “I’m serious about improving my performance through ergonomics, but I also want something sexy and slutty to wear while I swish and sway my ass on the go-go box at the race’s after-party.” It’s the kind of suit that The Slut Dress would pick up in a bar and have dirty, sloppy, sweaty, wet awkward sex with in a stall in the men’s bathroom.

Team Sky’s philosophy for 2014 is to beat hos through “‘marginal gains’, which basically means their thorough examination and improvement in anyway possible for every aspect that could impact their rider’s performance,” so Chris Froome is making fun of that shit in his tweet. Chris shouldn’t joke. That slut suit is Team Sky’s secret weapon. When the rival cyclists get a glimpse of Chris’ nalgas peaking out from under that sheer fabric, their b-holes will get moist, their loins will quiver, the world will become fuzzy, they’ll lose their balance and crash into a wall. Team Sky will take out their enemies through sheer sexiness.

I’m just happy that the designers at UnderGear are FINALLY designing athletic uniforms. And that left nip balancing on that Y really, truly IS the look.

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