When A Side-Eye From A Baby Perfectly Captures Your Feelings About Jenny McCarthy

January 2, 2014 / Posted by:

A special, wet, sloppy thank you goes to Buzzfeed for finding this inspiring still of a baby throwing a first-class, museum worthy side-eye at enemy of the children Jenny McCarthy on New Year’s Eve. Throwing first degree shade at Jenny McCarthy is the right way to start 2014!

Because ABC didn’t want anyone to watch their network on New Year’s Eve, they gave shit-brained plastic muppet Jenny McCarthy a mic and made her Ryan Seacrest’s co-host on Dick Clark’s Rockin’ Eve. Right after midnight, Jenny McCarthy put her lips on her piece Donnie Wahlberg and the camera captured my new hero killing Jenny with a side-eye. Today is Thursday in Monday’s clothes, so I’ve sort of got a small case of the Mondays, but this baby side-eye has soothed my nerves and has revitalized my soul. That side-eye is a vaccine for everything and is a potent vitamin that fuels my hate for Jenny McCarthy.

That side-eye is a cross between a “This crazy bitch is giving my kind the measles!” side-eye and a “Donnie, girl, what are you doing?” side-eye. It’s perfect. It’s everything. It’s the best thing that has happened in 2014 so far. Keep the Jenny McCarthy hate coming, baby!

Pics: Splash

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