QOTD: Kate Winslet On People Calling Her A Trashy Slut For Having 3 Kids With 3 Different Husbands

January 2, 2014 / Posted by:

When Kate Winslet told everyone that her womb was full of a third kid she made with her third husband Ned Rocknroll, most people wondered if she would give her kid the last name Rocknroll (SPOILER ALERT: She didn’t) and some freaks called her a mega tramp. Some ridiculous ass writers even wrote entire articles about how Kate Winslet is an immoral slut stain on society for having 3 babies with 3 husbands. (Side note: “Immoral Slut Stain on Society” is what I write under occupation on my tax returns). Glamour UK asked the big baby-making, man-marrying slut harlot whore herself what she thinks about it and she spit out this dollop of FUCK YOU on a bed of sarcasm.

“No one has a right to comment on anyone’s life or the choices I do or don’t make. It’s very easy to be judgmental until you know someone’s truth. People have no idea at all. It baffles me, truly, that you can publicly treat a person like that. It’s not very nice. I’m really sorry to the nation’s press that I fell in love and got pregnant; I do apologize if you deem that irresponsible.”

I think what Kate meant to say was, “I’m really sorry to the nation’s press that I fell in love, got pregnant, fell in love, got pregnant, fell in love and got pregnant,” but we all know what she means. And Kate kept the FUCK YOUs coming by saying this after Glamour asked her if her kid’s going to have the last name Rocknroll.

“We haven’t ever really had that conversation; it was always going to have my name. Mia and Joe have it as part of their name, so it would be weird if this baby didn’t. Of course we’re not going to call it RocknRoll. People might judge all they like, but I’m a fucking grown-up.”

Translation: Kate Winslet is dickmatized enough to marry a dude with the last name Rocknroll, but she’s not dickmatized enough to give her kid that last name. And speaking of dicks, you all can go back to e-mailing, DMing and texting everyone you know about the Double Dick Bi Dude from Reddit. And I can go back to fantasizing about all the things you can do with conjoined twin dicks (examples: DP without all the legs, make ‘em clap, make ‘em slap my face cheeks at the same time, braid ‘em, etc.. etc…).

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