Night Crumbs
Meet Sean Friday, the drummer for a band called Dead Sara and the young dude who is supposedly doing Demi Moore in Mexico. Yes, Sean Friday (Side note: That’s a hot name) would probably squint his eyes and two clouds of question marks would shoot out of his ears if you asked him if he knows what St. Elmo’s Fire is, but who cares! Demi’s not going to quiz him on her movie credits while she’s twerking on him in her bikini at the nearest Senor Frog’s – Lainey Gossip
Skeletor and that Topshop heiress are still a thing – Drunken Stepfather
Alyssa Milano calls out Jay Mohr for calling her fat and shades his Madame-looking ass wife while doing so – Celebitchy
Bethenny Frankl wishes her shit show of a talk show could be as classy as Maury – Reality Show
Chris Kluwe thinks that being a gay-rights activist got him cut from the Minnesota Vikings – Towleroad
These pictures of one of my gold digging heroes Victoria Silvstedt just aren’t the same without her hanging on some short, fat, hairy billionaire – Hollywood Tuna
Yes to a shirtless Dominic Purcell and yes to AnnaLynne McCord wearing one of the Goddess costumes from Showgirls – Popoholic
I am judging Suri Cruise for approving those shorts on Katie Holmes’ body – The Superficial
For why, I don’t know, but Nina Agdal is giving me white Jody Watley vibes here – IDLYITW
These marzipan sculptures almost look human – ICYDK
Macklemore and Miley Cyrus pose together to prove once and for all that they’re not the same person – The Berry
And here I was hoping that the BeyHive would sting the twerk out of Miley Cyrus – Jezebel
The hot news for Canadians is that whoring is finally legal in Canada! The shitty news for Canadians is that Lindsay Lohan is moving to Canada – OMG Blog
Juicy Joe actually found another trick who’s willing to hump him – CDAN
RIP Juanita Moore – Boy Culture
Who knew that Baby Weird Al had some serious eyebrow game? – SOW
Gabrielle Union wants you to know that she’s still with Dwayne Wade – Just Jared
Ke$hit’s video for “Dirty Love” put herpes sores on all of my senses – Popbytes