Reason #875823 to not be an Instagram attention whore: That shit can backfire hardcore when nosy media types are trying to piece together exactly when you and your dick-passing manho were on a break long enough for him to knock someone up and have you be okay with it.
TMZ did some digging into Gabrielle Union’s Instagram account trying to find evidence of the break Gabby and Dwyane Wade were supposedly taking when he humped a baby into another woman, but found a shit ton of nothing. If you do the math based on baby Xavier’s delivery date of November 10th and ASSume he was born close to his due date, there are a lot of damn pictures of Gabrielle and Dwyane around the supposed time of conception looking mighty fucking happy.
Unless they were broken up for three whole days or Gabby doesn’t mind her man fucking other women, all signs point to someone being a cheating liar who lies and cheats, especially if you take into account all the depressing quote pics Gabrielle uploaded starting at the beginning of April. “We cannot start over but we can begin now and make a new ending” sounds a LOT like “I’m trying to forget that time some bitch Snapchatted me a pic of a pee stick with a plus sign on it, asshole“.
If Dwyane needs some tips on how to co-parent with baby mama Aja Metoyer, he can get in touch with Damon Wayans Jr., with whom she has two kids. It’s too bad Damon didn’t jump out of a closet in full Homey D. Clown gear and smack Dwyane in the dick with a sock full of pennies before he could stick in it. It could have saved Gabrielle a lot of heartache and Dwyane at least four carats.