New Year’s Eve Crumbs

December 31, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

Before we all pass out between the sofa cushions from guzzling down sparkling wine from Walgreens while watching The Silver Fox bust into a giggle fit on CNN, I’d like to wish all you whores a slutty and safe New Year’s Night. Here’s to another year of foolery (foolery that is hopefully full of additives, preservatives and Prince Hot Ginge naked pics)! Thanks for putting your eyeballs on Dlisted and thanks for the love mail and the hate mail and the everything-in-between mail. Happy New Queer! And now on to crumbs….

Zachary Quinto’s piece is giving me several servings of SASS and GQ-worthy poses – Lainey Gossip

Shia LaKinko’s is trolling again – Celebitchy

I guess you’ll have to keep your gat in the car if you want to enjoy tater skins and chile con queso at Toby Keith’s restaurant – The Superficial

Yeah, yeah, Bar Refaeli’s in a bikini, but more importantly is that pillow decorated with prosciutto? – Drunken Stepfather

Oh look, some trick named Madison Murray is wearing the exact same outfit you’re going to wear to your New Year’s Eve celebrations at Applebee’s tonight – Hollywood Tuna

Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rogers denies loving dick and declares his love for cooch – Towleroad

Chrissy Lampkin of Love & Hip Hop whoops a trick in a bar fight while not realizing that she’s way too old to be whooping tricks in bars – Reality Tea

Justin Bieber’s bodyguards are as dumb and messy as he is – IDLYITW

Anne Hathaway takes her dog for a walk and manages not to throw dog shit at the paparazzi – Popoholic

You should always have a daily serving of man ass, so here’s some courtesy of Luke Evans – (NSFWish) OMG Blog

Falkor’s built like a power bottom porn twink – ICYDK

Every mother in Switzerland now knows why a chill is crawling up her spine. Madge is amongst them and is going to snatch up all their sons! – Just Jared

Lindsay Lohan’s silicone cheeks in The Canyons should’ve made this list – Pajiba

Kathy Griffin finds a way to get The Silver Fox to call in sick to work on New Year’s Eve – SOW

(Pic via GrumpyCats)

Tags: Night Crumbs

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