If Lily Allen wasn’t famous and had to work a normal job, I think she’d be the mouthy bitch in your office who lives Monday-to-Friday like she’s got nothing to lose. She clocks out every day at 4:59 and meets your judging eyes with a cunty: “You think I give a shit? Let them fuckin’ fire me. Please. Do me a favor and release me from this waking nightmare.” A true inspiration to us all, really.
Lily Allen gave an interview to Esquire UK (via The Telegraph) where she proves once again she’s a card-carrying member of the Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck? Club by telling us what she really thinks of the music industry:
“I feel like when I was growing up and dreaming of being a pop star, it was the days of Britpop when things felt authentic and anarchic, and people were taking drugs and having a lot of fun and having sex with each other and it wasn’t fake, it was real. So excuse me if I found it a bit disappointing when I arrived and it was a bunch of sterile fucking Botoxed idiots that stank of desperation.”
Who are these Botoxed idiots, Lily? (A true bitch names names). But she didn’t stop at frozen-faced idiots; Lily also threw shade to include the friends she lost when she traded in Jägerbombs for Yo Gabba Gabba:
“I thought the people in that showbiz circle were my friends. But almost the second I got pregnant and I wasn’t able to go out and party, they were suddenly quite nasty. There’s a way that those people survive, and it’s not by being nice. The way they make themselves feel powerful is to ostracise other people.”
You pushed out a screaming baby and all of a sudden you find your phoney, self-absorbed showbiz friends would rather be doing shots n’ lines at the bar than helping you wipe up slimy baby shit? Quelle surprise. Has she never seen Dreamgirls?? If Effie White has taught me anything, it’s that there is no loyalty once you get knocked-up, so you might as well just work your frustrations out by sing-yelling And I Am Telling You till your neighbours politely ask you to knock it the fuck off.