“Girl, Look At This Picture Of John Travolta Without His Lace Front On.”

December 31, 2013 / Posted by:

Or maybe Katie Holmes is reminiscing about her contract marriage by showing her friend this picture.

It’s another New Year’s where Katie Holmes can freely do whatever she wants and isn’t contractually obligated to sip sparkling barley water with basic bland Kelly Preston while John Travolta, Tommy Girl and David Miscarriage are on the lanai outside the Scientology bath house giggling and gaggling as hired hustlers light the sparklers stuck in their b-holes. Katie and Suri Cruise are spending their New Year’s in Miami, because Suri heard that the Roger Vivier store at Bal Harbour is TO DIE and she needs a few pairs of stiletto pumps for spring.

And now that I’ve gotten a good look at Katie’s peen head belly button, it’s really clear as to why Tommy Girl married her. But I don’t know want to know the places that belly button has been….

Pics: Splash

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