Every Damn Celebrity Is In A Bikini: The Charlize Theron Edition

December 31, 2013 / Posted by:

Katie Holmes is in a bikini! Jennifer Aniston is in a bikini! Marg Helgenberger is in a bikini! Alanis Morissette is in a bikini! EVERYBODY is in a two piece and now here’s Charlize Theron working a bikini and the hairstyle I had in the 5th grade (blame the hating trick at the JCPenney salon for doing that to me) in Hawaii yesterday. Before I pass out into a champagne and beer-induced coma tonight, I will say a little prayer that tomorrow we will be gifted with Carrot Top in a banana hammock carrot hammock.

The paps say that Charlize is staying at Sean Penn’s house in Hawaii WITH Sean Penn. I hope that Charlize and Sean Peen are just friends. I am already judging Charlize for that hair, so I also don’t want to have to judge her for fucking on Sean Penn’s charbroiled German Shepherd dick.

Pics: Splash

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