Afternoon Crumbs

December 30, 2013 / Posted by:

Miley Cyrus and Kellan Lutzcanoodled” at Beacher’s Madhouse in Las Vegas after Brit Brit’s show. Either this is a set-up and they have one of those short-term contracts or they’re really fucking. If it’s the latter, it’s probably going to end with Kellan’s strongman anus accidentally chopping Miley’s lizard tongue off when she’s tossing his salad  – Lainey Gossip

Tori Spelling is making Dean McDermott’s life “hell” after he passed his dick to some side piece and I’m taking that to mean that she’s punishing him by walking around the house SANS FARDS – Celebitchy

That picture in V Magazine of Cindy Crawford shaving some hot piece makes me want to scream, “BUT YOU AND KD LANG DID IT BETTER!” – Drunken Stepfather

What my eyes, stomach and soul didn’t need today: Teresa Giudice’s camel toe – Reality Tea

RiRi gives stoners a bad name by wearing a body chain in the year 2013 – IDLYITW

The zookeepers really knew that the penguins are a lesbian couple when they moved in with each other after the first date and immediately applied for a joint Home Depot credit card – Towleroad

Stephanie Seymour in a bikini (SANS groping gay son) – The Superficial

Haylie Duff still exists and this is what she looks like now – Popoholic

Okay, but I’d rather see Richie Sambora in a bikini – Hollywood Tuna

Eva Longoria’s rich piece looks like a cigar mogul/Florida mobster – ICYDK

Taylor Swift continues to terrorize Rhode Island – CDAN

Either these are extremely blurry pictures of Jennifer Aniston topless in Mexico or Jared Leto is hot again – Just Jared

I don’t know if this is the stuff nightmares or the stuff of dreams – OMG Blog

Pretty pretty princess Zac Efron wants you to know that he’s six months sober – HuffPo

Target’s hold music must be Expose’s greatest hits, because that’s the only way I’d stay on the phone for six hours – Jezebel

Somebody tell those children to drop that box of chicles and ruuuuuun, because Demi Moore sucks the youthful beauty out of any young thing she comes in contact with – Popsugar

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