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December 29, 2013 / Posted by:

Fun Chicken, the most riveting, thrilling, edge-of-your-fucking seat arcade game in the history of arcade games!

I haven’t been to an arcade, even that Dave & Busters shit, in a million years, so I have no idea of the Fun Chicken game is still around. But when I was a kid, it was one of my favorite games. My brain has always been set to LAZY BITCH, so the Fun Chicken game was just my speed. If you can stick something in a slot, you can play and win this game. (So basically, everybody but Justin Bieber can conquer the Fun Chicken game.) You stick a quarter in the slot and watch as the Fun Chicken, who was obviously on acid, clucks while spinning around before pushing out a plastic egg with a shitty prize in it. Hold on to your asshole, because it may blow off while watching all the excitement go down:

And the all-yellow eggs have two prizes in them! And legend has it that inside of every all-orange egg is a baby Phoebe Price (aka the most stunning plastic chicken of them all) who solely survives on camera flashes and blurbs in Life & Style.

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