Open Post: Hosted By A Christmas Message From Iggy Pop

December 26, 2013 / Posted by:

Whichever day the Baby Jesus was actually born, Iggy Pop was in the back of the barn snorting opium off of a pot-bellied pig’s ass. So a Christmas message from him is extra special. 2,033 year-old Iggy Pop pooped out this weird video of him boiling his chicharones body in a hot tub and spending some lounging time with his bird and fluffy white dog friends. Iggy proves that all you need in life is a luscious mane, a few dog friends, skin that has the consistency of water-damaged Corinthian leather and a hot tub. If there was a scene where Iggy was pushing a stroller with a Cabbage Patch Doll in it, then this video could easily be titled “Jennifer Aniston: The Later Years.”

via Buzzfeed

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