Afternoon Crumbs

December 26, 2013 / Posted by:

JLo and Casper Smart spent Christmas in their pajamas and I can’t really tell from that picture, but I’m sure his pajamas have a trap door ass on them. You always gotta be glory hole ready! – Lainey GossipĀ 

Kim Kardashian visits a bunch of sick kids before Christmas, which makes me ask what did the sick kids do to deserve that?! And I didn’t know there was a Make-A-Nightmare Foundation – Celebitchy

Tom Daley dons his gay apparel on Christmas – Towleroad

Well, that’s one way to let RiRi know that she needs Jesus – Drunken Stepfather

Hold onto something sturdy, because Kenya Moore of The Real Housewives of Atlanta may procreate with Miss LawrenceReality Tea

Either Kimora Lee Simmons can’t let go of trinkets from the past (see: that ultra classy belly ring) or these pictures are from 1998 – Hollywood Tuna

After months of scissoring with Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez has made it up to her chocha by getting on some Lil Romeo peen – IDLYITW

When I read the headline “Supermodel Christmas Tweets,” I thought it was going to be a bunch of pictures of supermodels popping out of boxes under Leonardo DiCatchAHo’s tree – Popoholic

Relive the beauty of Beyonce’s constipated Hulk pictures from the Super Bowl – The Superficial

Screw Amanda Bynes, Daddy Bynes is clearly the fashion icon of the family – OMG Blog

Miley Cyrus and Kellan Lutz probably bumped wet parts in the Bahamas – ICYDK

Somewhere in Manhattan there has to be a crazy homeless lady who could easily throw a copyright infringement lawsuit at Marc Jacobs for stealing her look head-to-toe – Jezebel

Mila Kunis is close to becoming Ashton Kutcher’s next ex-wife – HuffPo

Panty Creamer of the Day: Sam Champion looking like a puffed up Ken Doll in fuck-me shorty shorts – Just Jared

Peter Felchanelly’s wandering peen was always wandering – CDAN

No Shade Here: Beyonce makes a sick child’s wish come true – Popsugar

The moment that Casablanca Cannon realized that his parents are batshit insane when it comes to Christmas (and everything else) – SOW

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