Afternoon Crumbs
JLo and Casper Smart spent Christmas in their pajamas and I can’t really tell from that picture, but I’m sure his pajamas have a trap door ass on them. You always gotta be glory hole ready! – Lainey Gossip
Kim Kardashian visits a bunch of sick kids before Christmas, which makes me ask what did the sick kids do to deserve that?! And I didn’t know there was a Make-A-Nightmare Foundation – Celebitchy
Tom Daley dons his gay apparel on Christmas – Towleroad
Well, that’s one way to let RiRi know that she needs Jesus – Drunken Stepfather
Hold onto something sturdy, because Kenya Moore of The Real Housewives of Atlanta may procreate with Miss Lawrence – Reality Tea
Either Kimora Lee Simmons can’t let go of trinkets from the past (see: that ultra classy belly ring) or these pictures are from 1998 – Hollywood Tuna
After months of scissoring with Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez has made it up to her chocha by getting on some Lil Romeo peen – IDLYITW
When I read the headline “Supermodel Christmas Tweets,” I thought it was going to be a bunch of pictures of supermodels popping out of boxes under Leonardo DiCatchAHo’s tree – Popoholic
Relive the beauty of Beyonce’s constipated Hulk pictures from the Super Bowl – The Superficial
Screw Amanda Bynes, Daddy Bynes is clearly the fashion icon of the family – OMG Blog
Miley Cyrus and Kellan Lutz probably bumped wet parts in the Bahamas – ICYDK
Somewhere in Manhattan there has to be a crazy homeless lady who could easily throw a copyright infringement lawsuit at Marc Jacobs for stealing her look head-to-toe – Jezebel
Mila Kunis is close to becoming Ashton Kutcher’s next ex-wife – HuffPo
Panty Creamer of the Day: Sam Champion looking like a puffed up Ken Doll in fuck-me shorty shorts – Just Jared
Peter Felchanelly’s wandering peen was always wandering – CDAN
No Shade Here: Beyonce makes a sick child’s wish come true – Popsugar
The moment that Casablanca Cannon realized that his parents are batshit insane when it comes to Christmas (and everything else) – SOW