Either that’s Madge strolling through JFK yesterday or it’s Marilyn Manson in an elaborately fug disguise styled by Kanye Kardashian. My eyes don’t know where to begin and I don’t think my eyes want to begin. She kind of looks like Kunty Karl if Kunty Karl wanted to sneak into a hip hop concert undetected. I hate Madge for making Kanye squirt by wearing leather jogging pants and I also hate her for wearing shoes that look like a pair of wedge boots from the 90s that got shat on by a pair of Adidas sneakers. But I really hate Madge for wearing that fur collar. If Madge wanted a luscious collar of fur to frame her pulled face, all she needed to do was grow her (NSFW) Sascrotch out, shave it off and glue it to her coat. Because her crotch fur is the most luxurious crotch fur of all. And now that I look at her again, she kind of looks like her Sascrotch with legs.