Christmas Eve Crumbs

December 24, 2013 / Posted by:

The Queen of Christmas sprays Watch What Happens Live with her rainbow diva-ness. When that shady Siamese Cat Andy Cohen asked her to say 3 nice things about her former fuck piece turned nemesis Eminem, Mimi threw six shades of shade at Slim Shady by saying 3 nice things about M&Ms instead. Merry Mimimas! – Lainey Gossip 

The Target in Australia that Brangelina shopped at has been shut down to the public and every church has declared it a historical site – Celebitchy

Sarah Palin still hasn’t learned to read – Jezebel

These pictures of Cindy Crawford in a bikini and Gerber Baby (or whatever his name is) with his nipples out are almost TOO clear – Hollywood Tuna

And about 3 minutes later, Sofia Vergara’s fiance snorted a line off that ass cheek – Drunken Stepfather

What an exquisite velvet painting of Kelly BrookThe Superficial

Some trick called a Rosie Jones wished some trick called an India Reynolds a happy birthday. Oh, and CHICHIS – IDLYITW

A QVC gay marriage proposal with a huge dollop of potent awkwardness – Towleroad

The three witches from Hocus Pocus look BEAT – Reality Tea

Molly Sims is in a two piece – Popoholic

Freddie Mercury’s lost holiday videos need more bulge – OMG Blog

Bitch Got Sued: The Gay Fish Edition – ICYDK

If Jack Nicholson really wanted to romance Jennifer Lawrence, he should’ve sent her a box of butt plugs – HuffPo

I see that Maddox has been taking Photoshop lessons… – Just Jared

It’s a Christmas miracle! Julia Roberts smiles at the paps instead of chewing their eyeballs out with her teeth the way she normally would when running into them in the wild – Popsugar

If Million Dollar Arm isn’t a biopic about The Hammaconda’s life, then Hollywood can go fuck itself again – SOW

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