“So excited to welcome our baby boy into the world…he’s 7 lbs 12 oz, beautiful, healthy and we couldn’t be happier,” she shared with fans.
Maybe I’m still riding the high of meeting my two-week old nephew for the first time last night, but my first reaction to reading that Rachel gave birth to her second child was “Awwww!” And then I remembered this is Rachel Zoe, did a quick Google image search to see if the kid has a chance of getting some good genes from his father so he won’t grow up to look like a scavenged chicken wing and found this picture. Here’s to hoping that baby likes guy liner and the hairstyle I realized too late back in 2001 screams “moderately successful small market real estate agent”.
Rachel’s scrawny ass has to be chapped to high hell that she doesn’t have a girl to play dress up with. She and Rodger had better get to fuckin’ before her ovaries shrivel up into golden raisins to match her forehead if she’s going to have an opportunity to raise a daughter who will spend her formative years at fashion shows trailing after a starving praying mantis and having playdates with the salesgirls at Chanel.