Night Crumbs

December 23, 2013 / Posted by:

Amazon and Target refuses to carry Beyonce’s musical bible, she responds by getting her BumbleBeys to burn both of their headquarters to the ground in the name of Bey. No, she responded by blessing a Walmart with her presence and giving 750 shoppers a $50 gift card. I’m sure she’ll get to the “burn Amazon and Target’s headquarters to the ground” thing after the holidays – Lainey Gossip

That poster looks like it’s pooting in RiRi’s ear. That’s all I’ve got. – Drunken Stepfather

But Lena Dunham should get picked apart for that vomit-inducing foamy cumpaste picture taken by Uncle Terry – Celebitchy

Prostitution Whore-ah and Jaqueline Laurita from The Real Housewives of New Jersey are still shanking at each other on Twitter – Reality Tea

Miranda Kerr gets photographed by Uncle Terry, managed to stay away from foamy cumpaste (as far as I know anyway) – The Superficial

Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade celebrate their engagement with a little motorboating – IDLYITW

Beast from Glee got married and her new wife is giving me Kristen Johnston with a dash of Tea LeoniTowleroad

My former arch rival (in my head) Mop Head is in a bikini in Hawaii while I finish off a bag of Hot Fries in stained sweats. Who’s REALLY winning at life? – Hollywood Tuna

MiserAlba and the case of the fugly, fugly backpack – Popoholic

FYI: A howling husky pup hits high notes better than most of the pop stars out there – OMG Blog

Future headline: Someone Tries To Marry And Fuck The Pair Of Tom Hiddleston’s Old Shoes She Paid $7,000 For – Jezebel

Let me fix that for you, Kristin Calamaris: “I faked EVERYTHING in The Hills!” – ICYDK

Where is a flying chair when you really need one? – Pajiba

More like, Harry Styles is the one bound to break their contract – HuffPo

“Okay, okay, here’s my hairy nipples, take them in” is probably what Ewan McGregor¬†is saying in his head in this pic – Popsugar

Happy Belated Fap Friday! – The Berry

My eyes glazed over at “with a woman” – SOW

Sawyer from Lost looks awful! – Moe Jackson

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