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December 23, 2013 / Posted by:

The Prancing Elites of Mobile, Alabama!

The Prancing Elites is an all-male gay dance group from Mobile and they are pretty well-known for twirling shards of glitter into eyes and giving people LIFE one fan kick at a time. They are the Glittery Gays of YouTube if the Glittery Gays of YouTube leaped out of the screen and came into real-life. Because the Prancing Elites add four pinches of cinnamon to a bland, stale oatmeal world, one of the organizers of the Semmes Christmas Parade in Semmes, AL, a small town in Mobile County, invited them to perform at the parade. The captain of the Prancing Elites, Kentrell Collins, told Fox 10 that the parade’s organizer knew all about them and was excited about having them perform at the Semmen (on purpose typo and it stays) Christmas Parade.

So on Saturday, the Prancing Elites slipped into some Santa Baby glamour and gave the people of Semmen a real show! They put some sparkle on those streets. Some high school cheerleaders wear less clothes than the Prancing Elites did and all of their moves were rated G.  But the Prancing Elites’ parade performance went down about as well as you’d think a group of black gay men in go-go boots dancing for a bunch of small town Southerners would go down. Some of the people of Semmen just aren’t ready for potent glamour, because they booed, jeered and screamed, “THINK OF TEH CHIRRUNZ!11!!!!!11!

Claudia Davis was at the parade with her daughter and told Fox 10 that she’s shocked and appalled that the innocent children of Semmen were exposed to that kind of inappropriateness.

“I was outraged and appalled. I never expect anything like this at the Semmes Christmas parade. If they were gonna put this kind of activity in the parade, they should have notified the people of Semmes so that we had a choice whether we wanted our children to attend and see something like that.”

Meanwhile, Claudia’s kid is standing next to her and probably thinking to herself, “Eh, who gives a fuck?

The Prancing Elites later said that they apologize if they offended anybody. They shouldn’t have to apologize for shit. They were invited guests and besides, they gave the children and people of Semmes an important lesson in what glamour really is. And judging by Claudia Davis’ hair and blouse, her daughter isn’t getting that lesson at home. Teach the children, Prancing Elites!

And Megyn Kelly won’t be at work today since her head imploded while thinking about black AND gay Santas.

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