Open Post: Hosted By A Bikini-Wearing Butterfly Spreading Her Delicate Wings In The Snow

December 22, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

If you ever forget what the definition of “demure” is, come back here to see the true definition in visual form.

Just like she does every holiday season, Mimi jumped on a rainbow and slid all the way over to Aspen, CO to put all the hos in ho, ho, ho and bless the eyes of the people with dollops of pure class and refinement. Mimi Instagrammed two pictures of her celebrating the Christmas season by running around with her unicorn tits out. Mimi isn’t going to let a little thing called “hypothermia of the clit” get in the way of her wearing her favorite Xmas ‘kini while posing in the elements. Yes, the temperatures in Aspen have dropped to LOOKATMELOOKATME degrees fahrenheit.

All hail the exquisite Queen of Christmas (or make like Mimi’s dog and say “nope” before running as fast as you can)!

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