Miley’s Catching Shit Again And This Time It’s Not Her Twerkin’ Coochie’s Fault

December 22, 2013 / Posted by:

The arm of that flannel shirt is a goddamned hero; it’s like Kevin Costner in The Bodyguard. Flannel shirt sensed that Cooter was in trouble, so he lept in front of it, softly stroking it’s head and saying “Shhh shhh, don’t worry. One day she’ll stop exposing you to the world and suffocating you half to death with too-tight bodysuits.” 

But this story isn’t about Cooter and The Flannel (A&E’s replacement for Duck Dynasty). It’s about the giant fur coat Miley Cyrus wore on Friday night at Y100′s Jingle Ball in Sunrise, FL. According to the Daily Mail, animal lover types weren’t happy that Miley, a noted dog lover, would have the audacity to wear such an ugly coat real fur:

She is known for her controversial stage appearances. But Miley Cyrus appears to have caused public outrage yet again when she performed on stage in a what appears to be a real fur coat.

Outraged Twitter user, @NatashaSchell wrote: Miley Cyrus shame on you for wearing fur you don’t now what animals go through for that coat might as well wear dogs.

Another, who goes by the name of @littleskye123 wrote: Miley Cyrus wears real fur! She may as well just go back to being half naked.

‏@ChelseaCrouton added: Only thing more repulsive than @MileyCyrus is Miley Cyrus in fur. Her poor dogs, bet she’ll skin them next to make a pair of booty shorts.

Re-reading Chelsea Crouton’s name just made me hungry. And no, Chelsea, she wouldn’t skin her dogs to make a pair of booty shorts. Lot lizards only wear denim coochie-cutters (DUH).

Miley hasn’t commented on whether the fur is real or fake, but she did release an Instagram teaser for her new video wherein she gives you the NOT RIGHTS by creeping on her crotch chipmunk. So if the fur coat didn’t garner a harshly-worded email from PETA, then this teaser surely will.

Here’s more of Miley at the Jingle Ball wearing a chinchilla’s nuts as earrings, poppin’ dat pussy, and humping on a grimy bath salts Santa (aka regular Florida Santa), as well as Demi Lovato, Ariana Grande Gingerbread Latte, Robin Thicke (oh lord, he must have been swimming in skanky Florida tail), Flo Rida, and Enrique Iglesias, wearing the exact same fucking jeans he’s been wearing since Hero. Does he not have access to a stylist? Enrique, look into that buddy.

(Pics via Wenn)

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