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December 22, 2013 / Posted by:

Nabisco Cheese Tid-Bits! 

I know, that picture really isn’t big enough. But it’s Tid-Bits! They have earned the right to cover 99% of your damn screen. Nabisco Tid-Bits were around since the beginning of time and I’m sure Methuselah used to break those crackers in two with his teeth. They were hollow cheese crackers and they ruled the crackers section at the supermarket (not really) for decades until sales dropped and other cheese crackers like Cheese Nips (RACIST!) outsold them. Nabisco sent Tid-Bits to the snack foods graveyard in 2002.

Tid-Bits were little pieces of gold, because they brought hours of entertainment since you could split them with your teeth (yes, I’m easily entertained in case you didn’t know already) and if you’re like me and see everything through peen-shaped glasses, they looked like uncut dicks! Tiny, cheesy, uncut dicks. How could you not want to put a Tid-Bit in your mouth and swallow? I’ll miss you forever, cheesy uncut dick crackers.

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