Sorry, Kay Jewelers. Sometimes a kiss begins with a big assed rock from Jason of Beverly Hills.
USWeekly reports Miami Heat basketball player Dwyane Wade proposed to actress (and my forever girl crush) Gabrielle Union with this 8.5 carat engagement ring after years of dating. Gabrielle shared the pic on Instagram with the caption “Sooooo this happened…#Yessss”. Ain’t no truer love than a hash tagged love.
I’m hoping Dwyane’s ex, Siohvaughn Funches, does us all a favor and brings back her special brand of crazy in honor of this joyous news. Even though Gabby has denied being a slutbag home wrecker, Siohvaughn sued her in May 2010 for humping on Dwyane in front of their children and I can imagine Siohvaughn taking the news of an engagement about as well as she took the news about her divorce settlement with Dwyane. She probably flew out of the linen closet she hides in at their house with claws out and murderous rage in her eyes the minute Gabrielle said yes.
Aside from whatever entertainment Siohvaughn has in store for us, there’s also Kim Kardashian to look forward to. Since Kim’s bid to become either a football wife or a basketball wife crashed and burned in a blaze of Yeezus-y glory, the only thing she has to fall back on is the chick version of dick measuring- the carat comparison. You know Kim will grab Gabby’s hand, insist they take a pic of their ring fingers together and then upload it to her Instagram with the caption: “@gabunion Soooo happy for you! Ur ring is so cute!”