Here’s Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart sitting on White Santa’s lap while wearing their Who’s Waiting For Godot? bowler hats and tight freakum jeans. If I was to wish for a double silver fox and a baldie threesome I’d ask for Anderson Cooper, Dan Abrams (I deserve to be judged for that) and Jude Law, but I’ll take this one, why not? And no, you’re not the only who is staring at Ian’s crotch and wondering why it looks like his peen tip is shaped like a triangle. I mean, why wouldn’t it be shaped like a triangle?