Open Post: Hosted By Mayor McCrackhead’s Hot Holiday Moves

December 18, 2013 / Posted by:

When the holiday spirit (and crack smoke mixed with a little gin and pussy juice) grabs a hold of Rob Ford’s body, he turns out some hot, sexy dance moves that give you the answer to the question, “What would a roly-poly look like if it had tiny arms and was trying to conduct an orchestra while an evil crack-smoking spirit tried to possess its body?” You really can’t spell roly-poly without YOLO.

The NYDN says that during a meeting to talk about promoting local musicians in Toronto, a reggae band played “One Love” on the chamber floor while Mayor Rob Ford continued to do an A++++ Chris Farley impersonation. But you  know, that band should’ve made Rob Ford feel really at home by changing the lyrics to: “One pipe, one BIC, let’s get together and smoke some crack.

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