It Should Be Against The Law To Call Someone Fat On TV, So Says Jennifer Lawrence

December 17, 2013 / Posted by:

File this under: Joan Rivers is about to take off her “good face” and put on her “fighting face” before going after Jennifer Lawrence. Again.

Hollywood’s sweetheart Jennifer Lawrence dried up all the plastic in Joan Rivers’ face last month when she trashed Fashion Police and said that the show is teaching young women to call each other ugly and fat. Jennifer Lawrence is still going on about that shit. During her interview with Barbara Walters for that “Most Fascinating People of 2012” special, she said that calling people fat should be censored from TV like curse words are. Here we go……

“Because why is humiliating people funny? I get it, and, and I do it too, we all do it. But when I think it comes to the media, the media needs to take responsibility for the effect that it has on our younger generation, on these girls that are watching these television shows, and picking up how to talk and how to be cool. So then all of a sudden being funny is making fun of the girl that’s wearing an ugly dress or making fun of that girl that’s… And the word fat, I just think it should be illegal to call someone fat on TV. I mean, if we’re regulating cigarettes and sex and cuss words, because of the effect they have on our younger generation, why aren’t we regulating things like calling people fat?”

If fat jokes on TV were illegal, 99% of TV shows would be shut down by the government and the only TV show we’d be able to watch is Antiques Roadshow, although Mark L. Walberg does always look like he’s on the verge of making a fat joke. But really, Jennifer Lawrence would be thrown into a jail cell too, because she’s called herself “fat for Hollywood during one of her many interviews where she goes on about how she’s never going to lose weight for a role and is never going to diet and blah blah blah. But since everybody’s always slobbering all over Jennifer Lawrence’s ass, it’s only a matter of time before she becomes President and calling anyone fat on TV becomes illegal. So I need to go and check my one and only 15-second-long TV appearance to see if I called anyone a fat bitch in it. I’m back and I have a question, does “nasty big-boned cunt” count?

And what really should be illegal is that haircut on that head. Come at me, Future President JLaw!

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