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December 17, 2013 / Posted by:

The festive middle finger Christmas lights display that’s on the roof of a scorned neighbor in Denham Springs, Louisiana! Christmas IS the time to say FUCK YOU.

Neighbors Sarah Childs and Kayla Weldon have been at war with each other for a long while now and it all started when Ms. Childs accused Ms. Weldon of stealing her dog. Kayla says she is innocent and is not a dognapper. But that didn’t stop Sarah from letting a ho know to eat a fuck by putting the beautiful lights display on her house last Christmas. The Louisiana Radio Network says that Kayla and the other neighbors complained and the police forced Sarah to take it down. But the ACLU (Altogether now: The HELL is the ACLU getting involved this foolery?) stepped in and sued the city on behalf of Sarah Childs, because they felt like her rights were being messed with. The city dropped the fight and now Sarah Childs’ glowing middle finger makes an appearance every holiday season.

Sarah Childs is truly fucking with a trick hard, because she doesn’t even live in that house anymore. She still owns half of it, but she doesn’t live there. She’s just doing it to get at Kayla. Kayla says that Sarah is a crazy bitch and is just an attention whore. Sarah says that she’s only doing it, because Kayla keeps harassing her on Facebook.

“You know lots of people just resort to violence. Look at road rage, people flip each other off all the time. I really don’t see what the big deal is. I’m not doing this for publicity. What other way do I have to express my angst? People have feelings and emotions. And she’s still slandering me all over Facebook.”

That’s a good ¬†explanation for this mess. “It could be worse, I could’ve shot the twat”

Someone took a pair of scissors to the middle finger and cut that shit down, so Sarah Childs had to put up another one.

Don’t you just love a touching holiday story about two crazy Southern messes acting like 4-year-old assholes who get life from trolling? It warms the center of my cunt gene. To me that lights display looks more like a deformed turkey with a thick dick growing out of its back, but it’s the thought that counts. And the nail polish was an exquisite touch. Kayla should return the lit up air kiss from Sarah Childs, by putting the words “F U 2 CUNT” in lights on her roof. Tis the season to curse each other out!

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