Open Post: Hosted By A Drugged Up James Franco

December 16, 2013 / Posted by:

Premiere Instagram artiste James Franco farted up this video of him saying that he was roofied before giving us a shot of the forest of long hairs covering his right nipple. Never mind that James Franco is always high James Franco, I don’t know what’s going on here. Did his broke off, dozed off ass really get drugged and he’s filming an Instagram video instead of calling Detective Olivia Benson or is he doing some kind of date rape parody? I don’t even know why I’m trying to wrap my hungover brain around this, because the answer to the question “What is this shit James Franco Instagrammed?” is always: It’s high art, you dumb bitch simpleton!

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