Afternoon Crumbs

December 16, 2013 / Posted by:

Behold, Miley Cyrus’ Christmas card! Those censor hearts should be over Miley Cyrus’ tongue and Bieber face, because those things are much more offensive than her chipmunk nipples – The Superficial

The Cyrus Family’s YouTube series Seriously Shitty Cyrus has to be a long-lost SNL skit because this mess is just HAHAHAHAHA – Lainey Gossip

Brandi Glanville doesn’t need Hard Rock anyway since she was just booked to host the KKK’s White-A-Pooloza (featuring Paula Deen and Megyn Kelly) – Celebitchy

And in Teen Mom Jenelle’s womb, her unborn fetus is wondering how it can file for emancipation in utero? – Reality Tea

Poke at me when Kellan Lutz stars in a gay porn parody of Hercules starred HercupeenTowleroad

Beyonce is laughing at all these wind walking amateurs – Drunken Stepfather

Emile Hirsch’s dick shrub, because why not? – OMG Blog

Miley Cyrus’ war on Christmas continues… – IDLYITW

Put the clothespin on your nostrils, Joanna Krupa pics are ahead – Hollywood Tuna

Kate Beckinsale’s ass is so tiny and small you just want to pinch its cheeks, coo at it and give it a piece of hard candy – Popoholic

The moral of this story is to never take any of the insane shit dingles that come out of Megyn Kelly’s talk hole seriously – Jezebel

While watching the pretentious-as-all-hell trailer for Interstellar I kept waiting for The Texas T-Rex to say, “AlrightAlrightAlright” – ICYDK

Jamie Dornan is about to be covered in Fifty Shades of Newborn Shit – Popsugar

I think we found something that Kanye West loves as much as himself: ice creams – HuffPo

The Photoshop Awards: The hypnotizing GIF of Jennifer Lawrence on Flare MagazinePajiba

That lost still from The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug is terrifying – The Berry

Scratch that, these lost stills from The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug are even more terrifying – Just Jared

Joan Fontaine got the game point in her decades-long match against her sister Olivia de HavillandBoy Culture

I thought this was Dionne Warwick for a quick second – I’m Not Obsessed

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