Open Post: Hosted By Brad Pitt, Shia LaDouche And The Rest Of The Dudes From Fury

December 15, 2013 / Posted by:

Open your nostrils wide and inhale that rank scent of musky taint, rancid armpit cheese and butt syrup wafting off of that picture. Director David Ayer tweeted this picture of Brad Pitt, Kevin Vance, throbbing dick pimple Shia LaDouche, Jon Bernthal and Logan Lerman on the set of World War II movie Fury (aka Inglourious Basterds 2: Electric Boogaloo) in Britain the other day.

Never mind that it looks like Brad Pitt’s got St. Angie’s coochie lips on his forehead, what in Benjamin Button hell is going on with Shia LaDouche? LaDouche looks like the gutter love child of Mathew McConaughey as Ron Woodruff and the malnourished ghost of a war pilot. I hate myself, so I still would, but only in my darkest hour, only from the back and only after putting on a Beyonce brand full-body condom covered in liquid antibiotics.

via UsWeekly

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